Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves
A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a prophet
False prophets appeared in the past among the people, and in the same way false teachers will appear among you. They will bring in destructive, untrue doctrines, and will deny the Master who redeemed them, and so they will bring upon themselves sudden destruction. Even so, many will follow their immoral ways; and because of what they do, others will speak evil of the Way of truth. In their greed these false teachers will make a profit out of telling you made-up stories. For a long time now their Judge has been ready, and their Destroyer has been wide awake!
(2 Peter 2:1-3) GNT
Introducing Darth Blathertube and the Religious Establishment (Clergy) which also includes Neinstein, Pastor Busybody and Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb).
They’re stiff-necked spiritual rebels who graduate seminary as the functional equivalent of Professional Atheists. As far as they are concerned God is dead and the Bible is stupid. They think that people go to Church to see them, as a result of which they all believe that they’re the star of their own show.
Based on their use of Community Organized Harassment (a Civil Conspiracy also known as “Gang Stalking”) which they use instead of Church Discipline (Matthew 18:15-17) then there’s not a single soul in the whole of Winston-Salem who is actually qualified to be a Pastor. However, it’s inevitable that corrupt Law Enforcement is also involved, which upgrades everything to a Criminal Conspiracy.
According to a copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy which, as a result of awkward circumstances involving a red Phone Box, fell through a wormhole from 100 years in the future: the Clergy are a bunch of fragile egoed Prima Donnas who will be the second against the wall when the revolution comes (right after Academia and the University Presidents).
Salvation
- Call upon the name of Jesus Christ,
- believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
- confess your sin.
