Sessions with Ezekiel

Holiness and Hope

By Tyler Tankersly

A.K.A. Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb)

Irrelevant misguided crap that obviously doesn’t take God seriously.

We had high hopes but, unsurprisingly, the book crashes and burns. There are typos so bad that it looks as if the publisher didn’t actually proofread the manuscript. It drips of high-minded disdain for God. Obviously it was written by an Atheist.

• Session 1 Ezekiel 1:1-3:3
  • Adaptive Leadership
  • Bowen’s Reaction Series (Hypothesis 31)
  • Exile

• Session 2 Ezekiel 3:16-5:4
  • The Watchman
  • Toy Story
  • The Bread of Life (Hypothesis 37)

• Session 3 Ezekiel 8:1-18
  • Idolatry
  • Solianity
  • Stinks to High Heaven University (SHHU)
    • The Polished Bronze Man

• Session 4 Ezekiel 10:1-11:25
  • The Firmament
    • Gravitational Time Dilation (Hypothesis 15)
    • Time Travel
  • The Man Clothed in Linen (Headwind)
  • Systemic Corruption
    • Pelatiah (Neinstein)

• Session 5 Ezekiel 18:1-32
  • A Hydrological Cycle (Hypothesis 22)
  • Absolute Frame of Reference (Hypothesis 1)
  • Peleg’s Tectonics (Hypothesis 35)

• Session 6 Ezekiel 28:1-19
  • The Anointed Cherub (Darth Blathertube)
  • Ignorant Home-schooled Knuckle Dragging Morons

• Session 7 Ezekiel 34:1-31
  • The True Shepherd

Sessions with Ezekiel
Holiness and Hope
By Tyler Tankerslyhttps://t.co/x05mod0PDz pic.twitter.com/9FrPYvpGha

— Matty (Headwind) (@mattymatica) September 3, 2025

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Salvation

1. Call upon the name of Jesus Christ,
   • believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
2. confess your sin.

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