Any bunch of depraved reprobates like the Clergy has to have started somewhere. We're going to pick the Clown Show who had Jeremiah imprisoned in a latrine. Of course, portrayed for us IRL by The Usual Suspects.
D.E.F.U.N.C.T. Origins
The Demonic Duo
A duo of demonic reprobates has been terrorizing and fleecing the community of Ardmore. They lie, cheat and steal like drinking water on a hot day. There is no lie too vile for them to concoct for their smear campaign against Headwind.
Toxic Waste Disposal in Ardmore
HAZ-MAT is on the scene in Ardmore where a duo of demonic reprobates have exposed the whole community to a giant pile of filth that they are directly responsible for.
Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb) robs Church for Ph.D. in Applied Atheism
Dweeb (a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T.) drained an entire community of its wealth and treasure to waste money flying around the country, supposedly earning a Ph.D.
Darth Blathertube Admitted to Ardmore Asylum for the Criminally Insane
Blathertube (a blathering idiot with a YouTube Channel) is a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T. a new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a Prophet.
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.
Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn't survive contact with a prophet.
Sessions with Ezekiel
Irrelevant misguided crap that obviously doesn't take God seriously. We had high hopes but, unsurprisingly, the book crashes and burns.
Pastor Busybody
Church leadership is even more corrupt than it was the last time I had a chance to meet one-on-one with a Pastor in 2019. Some of them are evil, some are just clueless. We're going to find out who's which.
Neinstein
Our comic super heroines Sophia Proton and her trusty sidekick Kat Ion have found their Arch-villain: Neinstein. He's probably somewhere between Sherlock Holmes' Moriarty and Friedrich Nietzsche.