Sessions with Ezekiel

Holiness and Hope

By Tyler Tankersly

A.K.A. Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb)

This is irrelevant misguided crap that doesn’t take God seriously. We had high hopes but, unsurprisingly, the book crashes and burns.

There are typos so bad that it looks as if the publisher didn’t actually proofread the manuscript. It drips of high-minded disdain for God. Obviously it was written by an Atheist.

August 31 – September 14

• Session 1 Ezekiel 1:1-3:3
  • August 31 Adaptive Leadership
    • Hypothesis 5 (Hell is Expanding)
    • Hypothesis 48 (YouTube may be Disposed of)
  • September 1 The Firmament
    • Hypothesis 3 (The Firmament is Massive)
    • Hypothesis 19 (The Windows of Heaven)
    • Hypothesis 31 (Bowen’s Reaction Series)
  • September 2 Exile
    • Hypothesis 40 (Am I Elijah?)
    • Hypothesis 52 (Circumcision)
    • Hypothesis 53 (The Servant of God)

• Session 2 Ezekiel 3:16-5:4
  • September 3 The Watchman
    • Hypothesis 38 (Is Vladimir Putin Reading My Tweets?)
    • Hypothesis 49 (Church Attendance/Discipline)
  • September 4 Toy Story
    • Hypothesis 50 (Barbie’s Bond Villain Mansion)
  • September 5 The Bread of Life
    • Hypothesis 37 (Thermodynamic Weather Systems)

• Session 3 Ezekiel 8:1-18
  • September 6 SciPop
    • Hypothesis 44 (The Stars are Falling to Earth)
  • September 7 Solianity
    • Hypothesis 9 (Celestial Navigation)
  • September 8 Intellectual Integrity
    • Hypothesis 41 (SHHU – Stinks to High Heaven University)

• Session 4 Ezekiel 10:1-11:25
  • September 9 O.B.J.E.C.T.
    • Hypothesis 3 (The Firmament)
    • Hypothesis 15 (Gravitational Time Dilation)
      • The Time Traveler (the polished Bronze man)
      • Janitor Who (TARDIS)
  • September 10 D.E.F.U.N.C.T (Systemic Corruption)
    • Hypothesis 49 (Church Attendance/Discipline)
      • Neinstein (Pashhur/Pelatiah)

• Session 5 Ezekiel 18:1-32
  • September 11 Ezekiel’s Hydrology
    • Hypothesis 22 (A Hydrological Cycle)
    • Hypothesis 1 (Absolute Frame of Reference)
  • September 12 Earth in Upheaval
    • Hypothesis 35 (Peleg’s Tectonics)

• Session 6 Ezekiel 28:1-19
  • September 13
    • The Anointed Cherub (Darth Blathertube)
    • Ignorant Home-schooled Knuckle Dragging Morons

• Session 7 Ezekiel 34:1-31
  • September 14
    • The True Shepherd