A year-long daily devotional

Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

(2 Timothy 2:15) KJV

Life is tough, and it takes more than a full charge on your phone and an energy drink to keep going. We need real sustenance, and this comes from the Word of God.

We (that’s me and the Holy spirit) are going to combine a year-long devotional with systematic deduction and find a way to understand our world from a Biblical perspective, but we’re also going to understand the Bible from our worldly perspective. We’re going to show you how to harmonize the Bible with science and deduce a unified theory of everything.

A Unified Theory of Everything

  1. First cause
  2. Time
  3. Gravitation
  4. Electromagnetism (a unified field theory)
  5. Consciousness
  6. Redemption

We’re going to show you the answer to life, the universe and everything*. This is a serious work of scholarship which removes any doubt that the Bible is both Divine in nature and includes accurate Physics. However, everyone has free will to choose the nature of their relationship with God. For this reason we’ve made it as much like a parody as possible, except for the fact that it’s not a parody. We incorporate pop-culture brands like Star Trek, Star Wars and, most importantly, *The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.

Why did God create the universe?
The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything:

God created the universe so that sentient beings with free will could make a choice between light or darkness, life or death.

The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything

Monthly Devotionals

A high-magnification water splash

January – The First Day

We resolve the Holy Trinity with first cause, particle physics and account for the Big Bang and CMBR.

And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever. (Daniel 12:3)

February – The Second Day

We combine time, gravity, electromagnetism and consciousness with the plan of redemption.

March – The Third Day

We account for the formation of the Earth and develop a 3D spherical hollow Earth model.

April – The Fourth Day

We show you that the observable universe has an absolute frame of reference.

May – The Fifth Day

We use spherogenetic systematics to understand biodiversity.

June – The Sixth Day

We use four different lines of reasoning to deduce the nature of the soul.

July – The Cursed Earth

We find out why snakes aren’t bipedal any more, among other things.

Cutaway of planet Earth showing the relative depth of Noah's flood

August – Noah’s Flood

The stratigraphic column, Cambrian through Quaternary, was deposited in Noah’s flood.

September – Pangaea

Pangaea was a contiguous super-continent for 101 years after Noah’s flood. Then about 4,242 years ago it broke up.

Golden toilet

October – Principia Mattymatica

A grand synthesis of Matty’s Paradigm in the format of Sir Isaac Newton’s Principia Mathematica.

God sent a Janitor to flush the mainstream science paradigm (SciPop).

Comparison of Earth's size and internal structure through history


The tribulation, lifting up of Jerusalem, and establishment of the Millennial Kingdom.

December – The New Heaven and the New Earth

We deduce that the new heaven and Earth are constructed from a series of elements based on omega Oxygen.