Dweeb (a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T.) drained an entire community of its wealth and treasure to waste money flying around the country, supposedly earning a Ph.D.
Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb) robs Church for Ph.D. in Applied Atheism
Darth Blathertube Admitted to Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane
Blathertube (a blathering idiot with a YouTube Channel) is a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T. a new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a Prophet.
Loss Prevention
The Church people are just going to have to figure themselves out, and we're going to go seek and save the lost.
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.
Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn't survive contact with a prophet.
Sessions with Ezekiel
Irrelevant misguided crap that obviously doesn't take God seriously.
Elon’s Christmas Party
Elon Musk had a party at Barbie's Bond Villain Mansion and I only knew about it when it was time to clean up.