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Darth Blathertube Admitted to Ardmore Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Blathertube (a blathering idiot with a YouTube Channel) is a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T. a new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a Prophet.

Posted on September 22, 2025August 8, 2026

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