Sessions with Ezekiel Session 2
Hypothesis 50/Jedi Christian Level 20
Ezekiel withdraws from society and war games the siege of Jerusalem in miniature on his living room floor. This is the reason for WHY we read Ezekiel at Barbie’s Bond Villain Mansion.
This means that we have to pick an action figure for the author of the devotional guide that we’re using. So… Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb) is going to be cast as Harry Potter.
I’m your guide to the Tribulation, the Mr. Rogers of the Apocalypse.
Predictive Testable Hypothesis 40
- IF you examine my life
- AND find that,
- by a totally staggering coincidence,
- it resembles the life of any or all of the OT prophets,
- including living in exile for up to 40 years,
- and being indestructible (Melchizedek),
- AND find that,
- THEN you have your answer.
Barbie’s Bond Villain Mansion
Do I really control the world from my doll house? It’s a predictive testable hypothesis and that means it’s scientific.
Predictive Testable Hypothesis 50
- IF I am a Prophet
- like Elijah
- Then I can predict the future
- using my Doll House
