Genesis 2:8-9 is topical, not chronological. God planted a garden on the third day, and man was created on the sixth day. Since the garden was made for the man, then that's how it's described.
The Holy Trinity can be written as a chemical formula. As blasphemous as this may seem, at first, there's a major problem with it: IT WORKS as a plan for the particle physics of the universe.
The Logical Fallacy of Scientific Truths
The phrase scientific truths is plural, meaning more than one. Truth is absolute, meaning there's only one. In popular science (SciPop) truths are subjective which means that they can be whatever SciPop wants or needs.
Not Just any Oxygen
In the particle trinity which we deduced from the first two verses of Genesis, the Holy Spirit is Omega, Oxygen. However, the Holy Spirit can't be just any Oxygen, or everyone would be filled with the Holy Spirit all the time.
Chemistry and Physics in the Bible
People, even Christians, can't stand it when you use the Bible as a scientific text. Modern theology is based on rejecting the possibility that the Bible has any scientific merit.
For those of you who think that those of us who believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible are stupid, we can show that even Biblical literalists don't have an inkling of the extent to which the Bible can be taken literally.
We’re going to go off the deep end and write the Holy Trinity as a chemical formula. Now we have a major problem: It works as a plan for the particle physics of the universe.
Life is Derived From Water
Pastors and preachers like to talk about Peter, and how he started walking on water but when he took his eyes off Jesus he began to sink. We want to make this passage about the Lord.
When we were taking our 'O' levels, grades 9 and 10, we strategically sought understanding of the theoretical anchors which which have been used to build the popular science narrative godless existence (SciPop).
We may know that bipolar disorder, for instance, is caused by a chemical imbalance, but what causes the chemical imbalance? Who's to say that the causes aren't spiritual entities who are chemical compounds in vapor form?