The Cast

Barbie’s Bond Villain Mansion

God said, “Mortal man, get a brick, put it in front of you, and scratch lines on it to represent the city of Jerusalem. Then, to represent a siege, put trenches, earthworks, camps, and battering rams all around it. Take an iron pan and set it up like a wall between you and the city. Face the city. It is under siege, and you are the one besieging it. This will be a sign to the nation of Israel.
(Ezekiel 4:1-3) GNT

I didn’t have the money for a Bond Villain Mansion, so I built one for Barbie. It began it’s life as 3 boxes from the liquor store on Country Club. It grew in successive stages as we found interesting junk to incorporate.

We depended on McKay’s Winston-Salem for inspiration at times and found action figures and costume items. My space suit is the best $3.45 I ever spent, at McKay’s.

Media

Platform	Title
TikTok	Underboob Barbie
TikTok	Jeff “lord Sauron” Bezos

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The Cast

I didn’t have the money for a Bond Villain Mansion, so I built one for Barbie. It began it’s life as 3 boxes from the liquor store on Country Club. It grew in successive stages as we found interesting junk to incorporate.
Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb) robs Church for Ph.D. in Applied Atheism

Dweeb (a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T.) drained an entire community of its wealth and treasure to waste money flying around the country, supposedly earning a Ph.D.
Darth Blathertube Admitted to Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Blathertube (a blathering idiot with a YouTube Channel) is a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T. a new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a Prophet.
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.

Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a prophet.
Sessions with Ezekiel

Irrelevant misguided crap that obviously doesn’t take God seriously.
Elon’s Christmas Party

Elon Musk had a party at Barbie’s Bond Villain Mansion and I only knew about it when it was time to clean up.