“But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.”
(2 Peter 2:1) GNT
HAZ-MAT is on the scene in Ardmore where a duo of demonic reprobates have exposed the whole community to a giant pile of filth that they are directly responsible for.
General G. String of the Weyland-Yutani Special Forces, an environmental disaster specialist, said that he had never seen anything quite so bad, pulled out a lawn chair, and ordered a bucket of popcorn 
and a giant Pepsi.
Darth Blathertube (a blathering idiot with a YouTube channel) and Dr. Dweeb (Atheist Seminary Dweeb) have corrupted so many people that neither of them can ever serve in a church ever again.
Blathertube and Dweeb are founding members of D.E.F.U.N.C.T. a new 12-step program for clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a prophet.
Blathertube, formerly of St. Timothy’s Episcopal Criminal Conspiracy, has been committed to Ardmore Asylum for the Criminally Insane.
Dweeb, formerly of Ardmore Baptist Criminal Conspiracy, is taking a position at Never Even Heard Of University, at End of the Road, MO.
Oops…
Salvation
- Call upon the name of Jesus Christ,
- believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
- confess your sin.
