The Expansion of Hell

For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

(Deuteronomy 32:22) KJV

It’s tragically ironic that the human component of climate change isn’t burning fossil fuels, it’s dying and going to hell. Hell is expanding due to the continual influx of human souls and debris.

The expansion of hell is an extensively developed doctrine in scripture. It’s a direct causal factor in all of the catastrophic changes which have happened to the Earth throughout history. We summarize this in our discussion of the 10 eras of Biblical history.

The expansion of hell, and a literal interpretation of the pillars of the Earth and other physical structures mentioned in the Bible, allows us to deduce a 3D model of a spherical hollow Earth. From this we can deduce a physical mechanism which would cause the formation of tectonic plates.

It’s somewhat unfortunate, and again tragically ironic, that Christianity uses a model of the Earth which doesn’t have hell at the center. Our hell with benefits model solves more problems than it causes. You just have to have a new theory of gravitation. By a totally staggering coincidence, we have one. You’re welcome.

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