The Church people are just going to have to figure themselves out, and we're going to go seek and save the lost.
Loss Prevention
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.
Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn't survive contact with a prophet.
Sessions with Ezekiel
Irrelevant misguided crap that obviously doesn't take God seriously. We had high hopes but, unsurprisingly, the book crashes and burns.
Beside the Jordan
For six months, between April and September 1999, we (me and the Holy spirit) were homeless. Most nights we camped in a secluded spot beside Jordan Lake, in Chatham County, North Carolina.
O.B.J.E.C.T.
Outcast Baptist Judge Enforcer of Church and Theology. It's like S.H.I.E.L.D. or S.P.E.C.T.R.E, but for end-times fools and idiots.
Rapid Wound Recovery
“Then my favor will shine on you like the morning sun, and your wounds will be quickly healed. I will always be with you to save you; my presence will protect you on every side. When you pray, I will answer you. When you call to me, I will respond."
Teletubbie 2.0
Not only do I put on the ephod everyday (a tactical vest), but I also wear a body cam. I think that this makes me the functional equivalent of a Teletubbie.
Recent Videos
Here's a funny thing... Elon has more money than I do , so he can pay for the server space for all of our educational videos.
Dragonis coventrii ssp. V12
Meet one of Leviathan's descendants.
Firefighters tackling ongoing wildfire on Dartmoor
Firefighters are still battling a large wildfire on Dartmoor that started on Sunday evening. Devon and Somerset Fire and Rescue Service said the blaze had spread across an area 3km (1.9 miles) by 1.4km (0.9 miles) and on crews from 13 stations had been deployed to the Dartmoor Forest area near Cut Hill. Wildlife support …
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