Atheist science trolls (ASTs) pull apparently random stuff out of thin air in their eagerness to mock people of faith, but there are some recognizable patterns. One of them is to invoke a nonentity called Nonunicornism.
Nonunicornism
Kepler’s Laws
Kepler's laws don't prove heliocentricity, they prove that the sun is at one focus of elliptical planetary orbits. The Earth is the other focus. Kepler couldn't find the second focus because he was standing on it.
August 23rd
The Oligocene, an epoch in the geological timescale, is actually an ecosystem of plant and animal communities which has been destroyed, transported and buried in a world-wide flood.
Pink Unicorns and the Scientific Method
We (that's me and the Holy spirit) destroyed the theoretical foundation of mainstream science (SciPop). If the best you can do in defense of SciPop is invoke a pink, purple or rainbow Unicorn, then SciPop doesn't stand a chance.
Newton’s Switcheroo
How massive is the sun based if it's orbiting the Earth (of known mass) at a known distance and orbital period? It's equally valid to calculate the mass of the sun in a Geocentrospheric paradigm.
Measure the Heavens
We start with a simple observation: God hasn't, and won't, cast off the seed of Israel. This leads us to a conclusion: We haven't measured the heavens. So why do we think that we know the distance to the sun and its mass?