How are you going to make coffee if the power goes out? We need to figure this out now, before it becomes an issue.
Post-Apocalyptic Warlord Potential (PAWP)
Ladies, it's time to start thinking whether the guy your dating has post apocalyptic warlord potential.
Dolphin Island (1964)
Dolphin Island connects us to Circumcision, and that's a whole can of worms.
Logan’s Run
The symbolism here may not be obvious, but I don't feel like explaining it. Guess who was a childhood crush, but Jenny and I go back back way before Logan's Run.
Loss Prevention
The Church people are just going to have to figure themselves out, and we're going to go seek and save the lost.
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.
Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn't survive contact with a prophet.
Sessions with Ezekiel
Sessions with Ezekiel Holiness and Hope By Tyler Tankersly
O.B.J.E.C.T.
Outcast Baptist Judge Enforcer of Church and Theology. It's like S.H.I.E.L.D. or S.P.E.C.T.R.E, but for end-times fools and idiots.
Earth’s Crust Is Dripping Under Midwest US, Scientists Discover
Beneath the American Midwest, on the continent of North America, the underside of Earth's crust is dripping into the planetary interior.
His Own Armour
David didn't like Saul's combat gear, because he wasn't used to it. It's time for us all to check our gear, and make sure that it's as useful as possible. Most importantly: it has to fit well and be comfortable.
