We're preparing for a mobilization and we're going to abandon Barbie's Bond Villain Mansion, the O.B.J.E.C.T. Headquarters. As such, here's a photo dump of some past activity.
Headwind Action Figure
D.E.F.U.N.C.T. Origins
Any bunch of depraved reprobates like the Clergy has to have started somewhere. We're going to pick the Clown Show who had Jeremiah imprisoned in a latrine. Of course, portrayed for us IRL by The Usual Suspects.
Dunning Kruger
00ฮ The World's Stupidest Spy How stupid? Oh I'll tell you how stupid...
Underboob Barbie
One of the Four Susans of the Apocalypse. No longer the President of a Local University
Prophet’s Life
Things that I would like to say, but then wonder, maybe I'm just being melodramatic. But then, that's what the narcissistic coercive controller wants you to think. It's DARVO.
The Cast
I didn't have the money for a Bond Villain Mansion, so I built one for Barbie. It began it's life as 3 boxes from the liquor store on Country Club. It grew in successive stages as we found interesting junk to incorporate.
The Demonic Duo
A duo of demonic reprobates has been terrorizing and fleecing the community of Ardmore. They lie, cheat and steal like drinking water on a hot day. There is no lie too vile for them to concoct for their smear campaign against Headwind.
Toxic Waste Disposal in Ardmore
HAZ-MAT is on the scene in Ardmore where a duo of demonic reprobates have exposed the whole community to a giant pile of filth that they are directly responsible for.
Atheist Seminary Dweeb (Dr. Dweeb) robs Church for Ph.D. in Applied Atheism
Dweeb (a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T.) drained an entire community of its wealth and treasure to waste money flying around the country, supposedly earning a Ph.D.
Darth Blathertube Admitted to Ardmore Asylum for the Criminally Insane
Blathertube (a blathering idiot with a YouTube Channel) is a founding member of D.E.F.U.N.C.T. a new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didnโt survive contact with a Prophet.