Young Gandalf

Today is September 22, and if you know anything about the Lord of the Rings then you know that this is Bilbo and Frodo's birthday. Let's incorporate Young Gandalf into Matty's Paradigm.

D.E.F.U.N.C.T. Origins

Any bunch of depraved reprobates like the Clergy has to have started somewhere. We're going to pick the Clown Show who had Jeremiah imprisoned in a latrine. Of course, portrayed for us IRL by The Usual Suspects.

The Cast

I didn't have the money for a Bond Villain Mansion, so I built one for Barbie. It began it's life as 3 boxes from the liquor store on Country Club. It grew in successive stages as we found interesting junk to incorporate.

The Demonic Duo

A duo of demonic reprobates has been terrorizing and fleecing the community of Ardmore. They lie, cheat and steal like drinking water on a hot day. There is no lie too vile for them to concoct for their smear campaign against Headwind.