D.E.F.U.N.C.T.

Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves

A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn’t survive contact with a prophet

False prophets appeared in the past among the people, and in the same way false teachers will appear among you. They will bring in destructive, untrue doctrines, and will deny the Master who redeemed them, and so they will bring upon themselves sudden destruction. Even so, many will follow their immoral ways; and because of what they do, others will speak evil of the Way of truth. In their greed these false teachers will make a profit out of telling you made-up stories. For a long time now their Judge has been ready, and their Destroyer has been wide awake!

(2 Peter 2:1-3) GNT

Introducing Darth Blathertube and the Religious establishment.

O.B.J.E.C.T.
Outcast Baptist Judge Enforcer of Church and Theology

It’s like S.H.I.E.L.D. or S.P.E.C.T.R.E, but for end-times fools and idiots.https://t.co/gqjyq5rpp9

— Matty (Headwind) (@mattymatica) September 22, 2025

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Salvation

1. Call upon the name of Jesus Christ,
   • believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
2. confess your sin.

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