The Nobel Prize for Failing to Detect Dark Matter

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

(Hebrews 11:1) KJV

After repeated failures to detect dark matter whoever comes up with an explanation of why we can’t detect it, which enhances the popular science narrative of godless existence (SciPop), will get a Nobel Prize.

In Matty’s Paradigm we believe that dark matter and black holes are mathematical contrivances that are necessary to account for the gravitational interaction of the firmament, the missing %90 of the mass of the universe.

The observable universe is spherical and the Earth is at the center. It’s empirical. The shape of the universe is the direct result of the creation of a gravitational singularity on the second day. The shape is maintained by the presence of a rigid crystalline firmament on the edge of space. It’s been detected by the Voyagers and the New Horizons space missions and is described as a brightly shining wall on the edge of space.

The purpose of modern astronomy is to make the obvious reality seem to be the ignorant belief of Bronze Age goat herders who didn’t know where the sun went at night. In order for SciPop to accomplish this deception it’s necessary to find some other source of gravitational interaction that can account for the observed shape of the real universe. This is why black holes were invented. However, it was found that black holes by themselves weren’t enough to account for the observed reality unless there were so many of them that they were everywhere, which is why dark matter was invented. FYI they are called black holes and dark matter because the can’t be seen, they’re invisible.

State	Usage	Concept	Condition	Scientific
Visible	seen	sight	temporary	empirical
Invisible	not seen	faith	eternal	theoretical

We’re told we have to have faith to believe in something that we can’t see. Faith is what we can’t see but what we hope for. And likewise things which we can see don’t require hope:

For we were saved in this hope, but hope that is seen is not hope; for why does one still hope for what he sees? But if we hope for what we do not see, we eagerly wait for it with perseverance.

(Romans 8:24-25) NKJV

Dark matter is something that SciPop hopes for, because if it exists it would confirm the SciPop paradigm. However, since dark matter is a fictional contrivance it won’t be detected, and here’s our predictive testable hypothesis:

Predictive Testable Hypothesis 14

• IF dark matter is critical to the internal logic of the SciPop paradigm,
  • BUT it doesn’t exist,
• THEN we must have experimental confirmation of the premise:
  • failing to detect dark matter is proof that it exists, or
  • arbitrarily assign the designation dark matter to a particle.
• THEREFORE whoever induces this rationale will win a Nobel Prize.

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