April 4th

Astronomy has grown around this assumption: stars are suns. It's false. Galileo, Kepler, Newton, Einstein, and others stole the modern mind and gave us an understanding of the cosmos which isn't real.

April 3rd

Copernicus taught us how to imagine an alternative reality. He wrote the first episode of Star Trek. Galileo, Kepler, Newton and others convinced the modern mind that their imaginary alternative is reality.

April 2nd

The firmament accounts for our empirical observations of the cosmos, it’s the “missing” 90% of the mass of the universe. We propose a mechanism for how the inner surface was blackened at the beginning of the fourth day.

April 1st

The express purpose of astronomy is to make it seem as if the fulfillment of Biblical prophecy is ridiculous. Unfortunately this means that astronomy has had to become ridiculous. Who are you to believe? And why would you take our word for it?

Transit of Venus

Any time that someone uses the transit of Venus as proof of heliocentricity they’re demonstrating that their knowledge of the subject matter is at or below a superficial level.

Moons of Jupiter

Any time someone uses the moons of Jupiter as proof of heliocentricity they're demonstrating that their knowledge of the subject matter is at or below a superficial level.

Phases of Venus

Any time someone uses the phases of Venus as proof of heliocentricity they're demonstrating that their knowledge of the subject matter is at or below a superficial level.

Stellar Parallax

Stellar parallax is used to "verify" that the Earth is moving but it's dependent upon the A priori assumption that the Earth is moving. In case you weren't sure, that's circular reasoning.