November 10th

The supposed pre-tribulation rapture is a load of dingo's kidneys. By using deductive reasoning we can place the rapture of the church between the sixth and seventh trumpet, which is also between the second and third woe.

November 8th

The fifth trumpet/vial involves an army of horse-sized armor-plated locusts which are probably at least as terrifying as the Xenomorphs in the Alien franchise.

November 4th

The First plague of the tribulation is a curse upon the land. The stars begin to fall as burning hail causing a caustic smog which affects people and animals as a noisome and grievous sore. The land burns.