Gravitational Golf

Every particle in the universe attracts every other particle in the universe with a force which is proportional to the sum of their mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Neinstein

Bald man with handlebar mustache in military uniform

Our comic super heroines Sophia Proton and her trusty sidekick Kat Ion have found their Arch-villain: Neinstein. He's probably somewhere between Sherlock Holmes' Moriarty and Friedrich Nietzsche.

Tis Inconceivable

Quantities aren't really quantities, even if we give them names. Words define the thing, even though the thing may be unknown.

Tis inconceivable that inanimate brute matter should (without the mediation of something else which is not material) operate upon & affect other matter without mutual contact. - Sir Isaac Newton

Beyond Einstein

Einstein is a manifestation of the sorcerers who counseled in the spirit of Egypt. Egypt failed. A lot's happened in physics since Einstein, so let's consider a major development: the discovery of the weak nuclear force.

Spandex Has-beens

Has-been scientists with spandex. These are washed up university lecturers who like to impress young girls and boys with how cool they are, while promoting an untestable hypothesis like it’s real science.