A busybody Pastor once accused us (that's me and the Holy spirit) of being Simon the Sorcerer. At the time we were offended and took it personally. Now we simply accept that we were recognized as having power.
Matty’s Magical Gospel Golf Spell
Joy, Prayer and Communion
We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have communion with God through the Holy spirit. We're in, essentially, a permanent state of prayer. The reason why we do this is to understand and experience joy. True joy
Testing Gravitation
We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have deduced a theory of gravitation from the Holy Bible which makes the Newton/Einstein paradigm obsolete (SciPop). Of course you don't believe us. That's why we're going to prove it, using golf.
Gravitational Golf
Every particle in the universe attracts every other particle in the universe with a force which is proportional to the sum of their mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.
Concentration
So we (that's me and the Holy spirit (my imaginary friend (sent by my magical sky daddy))) have been practicing golf. Why, of all things, golf? Well, for one,
God, Golf and Gravity
A lot of things can go wrong during a golf swing but my question is: where does the swing begin? For me the swing began at Minehead Golf Club in West Somerset, England.