From high school through the professional ranks, physicists never tire of Newton's second law.
Principia Mathematica
Some time ago while studying Newton's Principia Mathematica it struck us that it would be funny and ironic to write a parody called Principia Mattymatica, the Mattymatical principles of natural theology.
The Physics of the Gospel
Believing in Jesus Christ is the power to overcome the gravity of the Earth (Mosaic gravity or the law) which is the force of attraction that's pulling us down into hell.
The Gospel is Physics
Passing from death to life is referred to as being quickened, q. We're quickened when we put our faith in Jesus Christ. It's also called being saved, or "born again."