Teletubbie 2.0

Not only do I put on the ephod everyday (a tactical vest), but I also wear a body cam. I think that this makes me the functional equivalent of a Teletubbie.

Open Door

In October 2015 we went to Open Door Baptist Church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina with our girlfriend. The last girlfriend as it turned out. Our neighbors liked it there and they had invited us so we went.

June 24th

Spherogenetic systematics allows us to deduce that women were created in heaven on the fourth day, men were created on Earth on the sixth day. A sample of DNA was taken from Adam to ensure compatibility.