The stars are falling to Earth, slowly, and the net decrease in their orbital radii is seen as an increase in rotation speed as the stellar material approaches Earth.
Hypothesis 44
Perigeon
When asteroids approach the Earth they're at perigeon. You've heard of perihelion, we need a new word. We're going to coin a word to express the concept of perihelion, but proximity to the Earth (geo), not the sun.
April 1st
The express purpose of astronomy is to make it seem as if the fulfillment of Biblical prophecy is ridiculous. Unfortunately this means that astronomy has had to become ridiculous. Who are you to believe? And why would you take our word for it?