The stars are falling to Earth, slowly, and the net decrease in their orbital radii is seen as an increase in rotation speed as the stellar material approaches Earth.
When asteroids approach the Earth they're at perigeon. You've heard of perihelion, we need a new word. We're going to coin a word to express the concept of perihelion, but proximity to the Earth (geo), not the sun.
It’s ironic that today is April Fools’ Day because today we (that's me and the Holy spirit) begin to make the case that the universe is Geocentrospheric, but this isn’t a joke.