Take Another Scroll. 300 Foxes and a Donkey's Jawbone.
People think that the theory of relativity is summed up in the equation E=MC2 . The truth is, relativity is an opportunistic rationalization of circumstantial evidence, and E=MC2 specifies a set of conditions which don't occur anywhere in nature.
It's with profound delight that we (that's me and the Holy spirit) can announce the death of relativity. It was never right, and Einstein knew it, but he buried it in math so that only a few elite academics figured it out.
Matty's Paradigm 