Joy, Prayer and Communion

We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have communion with God through the Holy spirit. We're in, essentially, a permanent state of prayer. The reason why we do this is to understand and experience joy. True joy

Testing Gravitation

We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have deduced a theory of gravitation from the Holy Bible which makes the Newton/Einstein paradigm obsolete (SciPop). Of course you don't believe us. That's why we're going to prove it, using golf.

Gravitational Golf

Every particle in the universe attracts every other particle in the universe with a force which is proportional to the sum of their mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Concentration

a drawing compass and the creation of gravity on the second day

So we (that's me and the Holy spirit (my imaginary friend (sent by my magical sky daddy))) have been practicing golf. Why, of all things, golf? Well, for one,