An outcome of the theological spaghetti syndrome is that Satan gets the blame for everything, even when it's physically impossible to have been at the crime scene. The anointed cherub is a good example.
Satan isn’t the Anointed Cherub
May 23rd
It's commonly preached that the "anointed cherub" of Ezekiel is Lucifer, also known as Satan. This is impossible. There are five reasons why the anointed cherub isn't Satan.