On a dusty road between Kombolcha and Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, we explained our origin story to our pastor, in which we were like Samson at Lehi: we had to smash mainstream science with a Donkey's jawbone.
Ethiopia
February 23rd
We conclude that each human soul is a gravity node, then combine the doctrine of redemption with gravitational time dilation (GTD) and weave it seamlessly into scripture.