We're going to investigate the possibility that hell emits gravitational waves in response to fluctuations in the human death rate. This is hypothesis 13.
Gravitational Waves
Climate Change and Global Warming
As the waters evaporated after Noah's flood the cooling effect caused equatorial and polar glaciation. There were temperate zones in the Northern and Southern hemisphere.
Hell with Benefits
There are benefits to hell being at the center of the Earth. It solves the problem of exponential nuclear decay and renders radiometric dating useless for the development of an ancient Earth narrative.
Nuclear Decay
It's impossible to prove that radioisotopes have always decayed at a constant rate throughout history, since the ability to detect and measure radioactive decay is only about 120 years old.
October 2nd
If the gates of hell won't prevail against the church, and gates are defensive structures, then the church must be attacking hell.
The Gates of Hell
We have a question for you. Specifically for Christians out there: Who wants to attack hell with us? (that's me and the Holy spirit). We have a moral obligation to do this.