The Church people are just going to have to figure themselves out, and we're going to go seek and save the lost.
Loss Prevention
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.
Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn't survive contact with a prophet.
Time Travel
This day last year I used my Nuka Cola poster as a backdrop for 2 Timothy. I'm not exactly sure why. This year I cracked Time Travel. I got to go find the Nuka Cola girl.
Hypothesis 42
42 is a number which will live in infamy owing to the fact that it's the answer to life, the universe and everything (at least according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Matty’s Law of Biblical Gravitation
In our Biblical theory of gravitation, gravity is a field which is emitted from the singularity at the center of the Earth. In this case the theory and observation are congruent.
Neinstein
Our comic super heroines Sophia Proton and her trusty sidekick Kat Ion have found their Arch-villain: Neinstein. He's probably somewhere between Sherlock Holmes' Moriarty and Friedrich Nietzsche.
The Ends of the Earth
If the Earth has ends does that mean it has to be flat? No, because "end" is a translation of a word which means "extremity or furthest reaches of" in which case we're talking about the beach.
Ex Nihilo vs. Ex Abyssi
The writer of Hebrews describes the creation of the universe as thermodynamically balanced. Apparently God created the universe from things which are invisible. We (that's me and the Holy spirit) propose atoms and molecules.
Matty’s Foundation Solutions
Understanding the potentially grave consequences of this endeavor, we're going to build a unified theory of everything (UTOE) on the foundation of Jesus Christ.
Harvest Time
There has never been a time when there were so many people looking for answers. Answers to questions like: If there's a God why does he allow evil to exist?