So here's a funny thing... You'd think that Lara Croft, from a hi-falutin' upper class environment, would be a Dookie but that's not the case.
Tarheel Lara
Goodbye Starbucks!
I am sorry to see that Starbucks is closing 250 stores in the USA but it reminds me that I opened one once, in the Parisian Ghetto of Tomb Raider, The Angel of Darkness.
Young Gandalf
Today is September 22, and if you know anything about the Lord of the Rings then you know that this is Bilbo and Frodo's birthday. Let's incorporate Young Gandalf into Matty's Paradigm.
Desert Adventures: TARDIS in Dubai
Dunes, early in the morning. Al Faqaa, Dubai Emirates, United Arab Emirates. Chillin' in the desert alongside the TARDIS with Marvin the Paranoid Android and Frankendr01d the Lambomech 530.
Loss Prevention
The Church people are just going to have to figure themselves out, and we're going to go seek and save the lost.
D.E.F.U.N.C.T.
Disillusioned Exhausted Failures who Unfortunately Now Corrupted Themselves. A new 12-step program for Clergy whose careers didn't survive contact with a prophet.
Time Travel
This day last year I used my Nuka Cola poster as a backdrop for 2 Timothy. I'm not exactly sure why. This year I cracked Time Travel. I got to go find the Nuka Cola girl.
Hypothesis 42
42 is a number which will live in infamy owing to the fact that it's the answer to life, the universe and everything (at least according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Matty’s Law of Biblical Gravitation
In our Biblical theory of gravitation, gravity is a field which is emitted from the singularity at the center of the Earth. In this case the theory and observation are congruent.
Neinstein
Our comic super heroines Sophia Proton and her trusty sidekick Kat Ion have found their Arch-villain: Neinstein. He's probably somewhere between Sherlock Holmes' Moriarty and Friedrich Nietzsche.