There are two scriptural contexts for which it would be wise to prepare an MEV (meteorite escape vehicle). Firstly, meteorite impacts are going to become increasingly frequent so everybody needs one.
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April 1st
The express purpose of astronomy is to make it seem as if the fulfillment of Biblical prophecy is ridiculous. Unfortunately this means that astronomy has had to become ridiculous. Who are you to believe? And why would you take our word for it?
November 16th
Can we calculate a new planetary radius for the Millennial Kingdom based on what Revelations tells us about how much stellar material will fall to earth? How many stars are there? What is the weight of a talent?
The Stars Shall Fall to Earth
Jesus Christ, God in human form, prophesied about a time in the future when the stars fall out of the sky and impact the Earth. The express purpose of popular science (SciPop) is to make this seem impossible.
The Fourth Day
We know that the difference between a heliocentric theory and a geocentric theory is one of relative motion only, and that such a difference has no physical significance.