Elon Musk had a party at Barbie's Bond Villain Mansion and I only knew about it when it was time to clean up.
Elon’s Christmas Party
The Church Balcony
Can we by searching find out God? The clear implication is that no, we can't, but there's something important to remember whenever we contemplate passages from the book of Job: Who's speaking?
Church Custodian
In September 1999, thinking that we were called to Christian service we took a job as custodian of a large Presbyterian church.
October 1st
We (me and the Holy Spirit) resolved the Bible with Physics in the style of Sir Isaac Newton's "Principia Mathematica." We added the theme of "Logan's Run."
Custodial Services Training Manager – Neo
The team cleaning trainer is Neo, from the movie the Matrix. He doesn’t know where he is, how he got there, or what he is supposed to do, but everyone keeps telling him that he is going to be awesome. This is the story of my life. At least, it was. Life has become quite …
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Director of Custodial Services – Han Solo
The Director of Custodial Services, none other than the swashbuckling space pirate, Captain Han Solo
Assoc. VP, Chief Cook & Bottlewasher – George S. Patton
The cast of characters begins with the Associate Vice President, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, General George S. Patton, as portrayed by George C. Scott. He is an engineering true blood and has staked his reputation on a swift and efficient transition from clumsy inept day time cleaning, to lean, mean effective night shift teams. …
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Sleepy Mount University
And here we are, nobody recognizes this place because it is entirely fictional. These are the images that I used at a National cleaning industry symposium in 2011. They tell the story of implementing a new cleaning system at Wake Forest. This was the reason that I came to Wake in the first place. It …
Build Your Team: Develop Employees
Yoda is a Better Manager than Darth Vader
Yoda is a Better Manager than Darth Vader