Joy, Prayer and Communion

We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have communion with God through the Holy spirit. We're in, essentially, a permanent state of prayer. The reason why we do this is to understand and experience joy. True joy

Testing Gravitation

We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have deduced a theory of gravitation from the Holy Bible which makes the Newton/Einstein paradigm obsolete (SciPop). Of course you don't believe us. That's why we're going to prove it, using golf.

Gravitational Golf

Every particle in the universe attracts every other particle in the universe with a force which is proportional to the sum of their mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Concentration

a drawing compass and the creation of gravity on the second day

So we (that's me and the Holy spirit (my imaginary friend (sent by my magical sky daddy))) have been practicing golf. Why, of all things, golf? Well, for one,

The Stars Fought from Heaven

Consider this for instance. If this passage from Judges is to be believed, and why wouldn't we believe it since it's in the Bible, the stars fought against Sisera. The stars really can't do that if they're distant suns and galaxies.

The Forbidden Fruit

Genesis 2:15-17 describes events of the sixth day. It gives us an example of superficial theology. Apparently God lied because Adam didn't immediately drop dead when he ate the forbidden fruit.

The LORD God planted a garden

Sunlight filtering throught leave of a knarled tree in the fall

Genesis 2:8-9 is topical, not chronological. God planted a garden on the third day, and man was created on the sixth day. Since the garden was made for the man, then that's how it's described.

The Creation of Man

The narrative of Genesis 2 picks up with a broad synopsis of the creative process necessary to provide an environment where intelligent sentient beings, including Homo sapiens, will live.