The Bible doesn't describe a heliocentric system, but that's okay because we don't observe heliocentricity. It's a theoretical interpretation of the empirical geocentrospheric reality: it's imaginary.
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Was Vladimir Putin’s decision to invade Ukraine, putting in motion a sequence of events which brings us into congruence with Biblical prophecy about the tribulation, made because of Matty’s Paradigm?
The Curse on Women
Revelation chapter 12 includes a fascinating description of an event in the heavens. Is it real, or is it a metaphor for something? Is it a prophecy about the future, or is it a historical event?
Matty’s Magical Gospel Golf Spell
A busybody Pastor once accused us (that's me and the Holy spirit) of being Simon the Sorcerer. At the time we were offended and took it personally. Now we simply accept that we were recognized as having power.
Joy, Prayer and Communion
We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have communion with God through the Holy spirit. We're in, essentially, a permanent state of prayer. The reason why we do this is to understand and experience joy. True joy
Testing Gravitation
We (that's me and the Holy spirit) have deduced a theory of gravitation from the Holy Bible which makes the Newton/Einstein paradigm obsolete (SciPop). Of course you don't believe us. That's why we're going to prove it, using golf.
Gravitational Golf
Every particle in the universe attracts every other particle in the universe with a force which is proportional to the sum of their mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.
Concentration
So we (that's me and the Holy spirit (my imaginary friend (sent by my magical sky daddy))) have been practicing golf. Why, of all things, golf? Well, for one,
The Stars Fought from Heaven
Consider this for instance. If this passage from Judges is to be believed, and why wouldn't we believe it since it's in the Bible, the stars fought against Sisera. The stars really can't do that if they're distant suns and galaxies.
Brightness Before and Darkness Under
We have to account for a passage in Psalm 18 where the Bible tells us that God is in both 1) thick darkness and 2) has brightness before Him, at the same time and in the same context.
Matty's Paradigm 