Hō·w·lā·lə·tî

God the Son was begotten in an act of conception. It's part of the meaning of the Greek phrase the foundation of the world. The same event is rendered from Hebrew as childbirth, where we get the word howl.

Stoicheia tou Kosmou

The periodic table of elements is an example of stoichiometry. Considering the use of the word stoicheia in Colossians 2:8, we can do some simple deduction based on Genesis 1:2 and resolve the Holy Trinity as a chemical formula.

The LGBTQIA+ Pit Trap

You don't prove to God what a good Christian you are by hating gays and lesbians. Accept them into your churches and teach them a Biblical interpretation of science so that the world can finally make sense.