Teletubbie 2.0

Not only do I put on the ephod everyday (a tactical vest), but I also wear a body cam. I think that this makes me the functional equivalent of a Teletubbie.

XXXY

48, XXXY syndrome is a chromosomal condition in boys and men that causes intellectual disability, developmental delays, physical differences...

One of his Ribs

Is there enough meaning here for us to conclude that the rib is actually a chromosome? After all, that's what would be necessary to ensure biological compatibility. Yes, there is, we can see an application of Hypothesis 22.

Women are from Heaven

Among the wonderful heavenly beings created in the firmasphere on the 4th day that we're told of, angels, cherubim, seraphim, dragons and the living creatures, it would appear that there were also women.

Creation is Spherogenetic

The heavens were created on the 4th day. We're taking this to mean that the whole heavenly host was created on the 4th day, including the creatures that are described in passages in Isaiah, Ezekiel and Revelation.

Men are from Earth

God wants to show us his greatness because he cares about what we think. A man shows off to a woman because he wants her to love him. God wants us to love him. What's the point of any of this is there's no love?

June 24th

Spherogenetic systematics allows us to deduce that women were created in heaven on the fourth day, men were created on Earth on the sixth day. A sample of DNA was taken from Adam to ensure compatibility.