Where to begin? Err... Somewhere with free WiFi... Either Starbucks or Burger King.
Where to begin?
Post-Apocalyptic Warlord Potential (PAWP)
Ladies, it's time to start thinking whether the guy your dating has post apocalyptic warlord potential.
Logan’s Run
The symbolism here may not be obvious, but I don't feel like explaining it. Guess who was a childhood crush, but Jenny and I go back back way before Logan's Run.
Principia Mattymatica
The purpose of Matty's Paradigm is to cause irreparable damage to the theoretical foundation of failed science (SciPop) but, hey, it's nothing personal.
Midrashim
When we (that's me and the Holy spirit) tell people that we believe that the sun orbits the Earth, few people make it past their incredulity. Of those who do, most respond by saying that the sun's mass makes this impossible.
Biology
First cause gives us the origin of gender which is as elemental as the particles of which matter is composed, and as fundamental as their electric charges
Chemistry
The Holy Trinity can be written as a chemical formula. As blasphemous as this may seem, at first, there's a major problem with it: IT WORKS as a plan for the particle physics of the universe.
Physics
We can take what we deduced about Alpha and Omega to find first cause. This is the reason why the universe exists. It's also the origin of the deep, a body of water which predates creation.
300 Foxes
It would take a lot of work to catch 300 foxes. How many could one catch on a good day? 3? 4? We should consider that assembling 300 foxes was months of work.
The Improbability of the Origin of Species by Evolution
There's a major glitch in THE NARRATIVE of evolution that you may not be aware of: did the four habits herb, vine, shrub and tree evolve before or after the differentiation of flower structure?