God is a Spirit

Slow-motion incense smoke.

God is a spirit doesn't mean that God is mystical and undefined, it means His physical nature is that of a vapor. However, God is more than just a Spirit so it's accurate to say that God has a Spirit.

Men are from Earth

God wants to show us his greatness because he cares about what we think. A man shows off to a woman because he wants her to love him. God wants us to love him. What's the point of any of this is there's no love?

June 24th

Spherogenetic systematics allows us to deduce that women were created in heaven on the fourth day, men were created on Earth on the sixth day. A sample of DNA was taken from Adam to ensure compatibility.

May 2nd

When the Bible refers to living creatures that have life, it's referring to a sentient being which has a spirit and a soul. It's not equivalent to the biological definition of life.

March 13th

In the text of Genesis, "the ground," is a translation of the Hebrew word הָ֣אֲדָמָ֔ה - adamah Adam, from whence Adam gets his name since he was made from the dust of the ground.

March 8th

During the third day Earth's surface rose out of the ocean at Rosh, the beginning. The ocean drained into Earth's interior through the fountains of the deep, which were then sealed somehow.